for you jamie. u know what i mean. :P

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says.

“ hell of simulation, which is no longer one of torture, but of the subtle, maleficent, elusive twisting of meaning- where even the condemned at Burgos are still a gift from Franco to Western democracy, which seizes the occasion to regenerate its own flagging humanism and whose indignant protest in turn consolidates Franco's regime by uniting the Spanish masses against this foreign intervention?” (what crazy shit is this?)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?

the damn wall

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

erm i caught bits of the OC

4. WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is.

12.45

5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?

COOL! 12.46! GO ME!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

does the music from my computer count? fine, erm... *listens out* someone's door just shut. yep. that's it

7. When did you last step outside? what were you doing?

outside as in room? or NUS? ok. last was erm tuesday. ooh erm looking at letter of appointment.

8. Before you came to this website, what did you look at?

blogs. hurhur. voyeur that i am.

9. What are you wearing?

HURHURHUR. CJ PE shorts.

10. Did you dream last night?

dream? i DOZED i could not fucking sleep. argh.

11. When did you last laugh?

not too long ago.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

erm white paint?

13. Seen anything weird lately?

hurhur. the sofa bed in the honours room out, my coursemate sleeping on it, under an umbrella with batik print.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

i'm bored.

15. What is the last film you saw?

film? oh erm *ponders* OOH! SPIRITED AWAY!! oh white dragon-boy *swoons*

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?

the murdoch empire. but i'll have to be a multi-trillionaire for that riiight?

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

huh? oh erm. erm. LOOK! IT'S YOUR MOTHER BEHIND YOU! *scurries away*

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

nothing at all. wldn't want to be responsible for nuthin' man.

19. Do you like to dance?

hell ya! if u can call it dancing. once u go beyond yr third shot u don't really care much anymore (yes i have low alcohol tolerance)

20. George Bush: is he a power-crazy nutcase or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?

craaaa-zeee with extra nuts on the top.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

kai! or jules! soooo english. or elizabeth! sooo english again. or something androgynous so it'll confuse everyone. hurhurhur.

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

hurhurhur. JANE!!! bwahah.

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

within a heartbeat.

23. Will you pass on this survey?

this is a survey??!

in other news...

it's been a grand total of 13 days since i've last seen the fat 'ho. our conversations are now reduced to less than minute long cursory calls consisting of, "hi, how are u? i miss u. oh lights out. really tired. i have to wake up at 5.30" and me trying my darnest to play the part of the understanding girlfriend, "oh, ok. erm, bye?"

i fucking hate reservist. just hope that i won't be gone by the time he comes out. he's got until the 28th or something and we won't be seeing each other on his nights off or during the weekends cos he's got to finish work. hurhur. so here's hoping that i can see him before i leave. if not, i won't be seeing the damn bitch till early june. *hai* is it just me or do other couples have to struggle this much to see each other too?

ok. gripe over. stop that whining you damn bitch. *moves on*

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